Intercepted Intra-spinal Communiqués
From: Hemispheric Control and Memory
To: Department of Language and Concepts
Priority: HIGH
Subject: Lack of Communication
Date: March 8th 2007
Dear Mr. Lombardo,
Sir, we are most dissatisfied with the cooperation we have been receiving from your department of Language and Concepts. On several occasions over the last two weeks we have attempted to contact you and your staff with serious concerns about evaporating concepts. These are base concepts upon which the very consciousness of the Michael Organism has been delicately constructed. Given the current behavior of the Michael Organism, we feel we are in serious jeopardy of loosing the following concepts, which will have a profound effect on its state of consciousness and relationship to the greater world.
1. Certain days of the week including but not limited to: Monday, Thursday and the blanket term "weekend."
2. Time. It has come to our attention also that The Michael organism has been operating by shadows cast upon parts of the beach instead of the well established global time apparatus we have been working from for decades.
3. A shirt and other articles of clothing including also, the sock and even the belt. The Michael organism was quoted yesterday as saying... "I don't remember what this thing is for..." - Sir he was holding a very dear T-shirt of his!
Our staff have compiled a list of 314 concepts that are endangered however based on your continued lock of communication I will not endeavor to bother you with more details. Know this...we are taking the matter up with Cerebral Command and expect and intervention within days.
Most disapprovingly,
Lance Monstrosi, Hemispheric Control and Memory
From: Muscle Strength of Flexibility
To: Stomach and Digestive Services (lower)
Priority: NORMAL
Subject: Dude sweet!
Date: March 6th 2007
Dudes!
Hey! We're are like, totally digging the rice and veggie diet with occational blasts of sugar (mango sticky rice and coffee!) The ambient heat and light eating are making things run real smooth down here bro! Muscle development is up and we're like totally stoked!
Oh, also get more of those cocconut shakes down here. With the metabolic rates we're rockin' we can take it.
Keep the yang up! We're sending 5.12!
Steveo!
To: Department of Language and Concepts (Spiritual and otherwise)
CC; ALL FRONTAL DEPARTMENTS (Group a)
From: The Big Boss - Cerebral Command (BPSM)
Priority: NORMAL
Subject: Congratulations
Date: March 10th 2007
Mr. Lombardo,
We wish to congratulate yourself as well as all those in the D.L.a.C. for their breakthrough of March 8th 2007. As you may well be aware, the Michael Organism has been seeking to climb a grade of 5.12a for a number of years. Though both Muscle and Flexibility Control and Stomach and Digestive Services have been especially helpful over his efforts these last two years, there has been a blockage in the concepts department; truly, the Michael organism did not himself believe possible of achieving this end.
It came as a surprise to us on March 8th 2007, when the Michael organism made the breakthrough and established new concepts of ability and limits. Sending 5.12a may be a small and insignificant number by itself, but its power as a symbol of achievement is exciting to say the least not only to the D.L.a.C but to the many systems of the Michael Organism themselves. May I suggest that we usher in this new era with godspeed and goodwill.
Let's kick some ass people!
Cerebral Command.
The Boss. MSFG, ENG, BSCi (Hon)
To: Department of Language and Concepts
Priority: HIGH
Subject: Lack of Communication
Date: March 8th 2007
Dear Mr. Lombardo,
Sir, we are most dissatisfied with the cooperation we have been receiving from your department of Language and Concepts. On several occasions over the last two weeks we have attempted to contact you and your staff with serious concerns about evaporating concepts. These are base concepts upon which the very consciousness of the Michael Organism has been delicately constructed. Given the current behavior of the Michael Organism, we feel we are in serious jeopardy of loosing the following concepts, which will have a profound effect on its state of consciousness and relationship to the greater world.
1. Certain days of the week including but not limited to: Monday, Thursday and the blanket term "weekend."
2. Time. It has come to our attention also that The Michael organism has been operating by shadows cast upon parts of the beach instead of the well established global time apparatus we have been working from for decades.
3. A shirt and other articles of clothing including also, the sock and even the belt. The Michael organism was quoted yesterday as saying... "I don't remember what this thing is for..." - Sir he was holding a very dear T-shirt of his!
Our staff have compiled a list of 314 concepts that are endangered however based on your continued lock of communication I will not endeavor to bother you with more details. Know this...we are taking the matter up with Cerebral Command and expect and intervention within days.
Most disapprovingly,
Lance Monstrosi, Hemispheric Control and Memory
From: Muscle Strength of Flexibility
To: Stomach and Digestive Services (lower)
Priority: NORMAL
Subject: Dude sweet!
Date: March 6th 2007
Dudes!
Hey! We're are like, totally digging the rice and veggie diet with occational blasts of sugar (mango sticky rice and coffee!) The ambient heat and light eating are making things run real smooth down here bro! Muscle development is up and we're like totally stoked!
Oh, also get more of those cocconut shakes down here. With the metabolic rates we're rockin' we can take it.
Keep the yang up! We're sending 5.12!
Steveo!
To: Department of Language and Concepts (Spiritual and otherwise)
CC; ALL FRONTAL DEPARTMENTS (Group a)
From: The Big Boss - Cerebral Command (BPSM)
Priority: NORMAL
Subject: Congratulations
Date: March 10th 2007
Mr. Lombardo,
We wish to congratulate yourself as well as all those in the D.L.a.C. for their breakthrough of March 8th 2007. As you may well be aware, the Michael Organism has been seeking to climb a grade of 5.12a for a number of years. Though both Muscle and Flexibility Control and Stomach and Digestive Services have been especially helpful over his efforts these last two years, there has been a blockage in the concepts department; truly, the Michael organism did not himself believe possible of achieving this end.
It came as a surprise to us on March 8th 2007, when the Michael organism made the breakthrough and established new concepts of ability and limits. Sending 5.12a may be a small and insignificant number by itself, but its power as a symbol of achievement is exciting to say the least not only to the D.L.a.C but to the many systems of the Michael Organism themselves. May I suggest that we usher in this new era with godspeed and goodwill.
Let's kick some ass people!
Cerebral Command.
The Boss. MSFG, ENG, BSCi (Hon)
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