Oh No, Disappointment !!!

To all my friends excited about reading my story in the Globe today, I can only tell you that it must have only been published in the Toronto edition or some such thing. They tell me it was on page 12 of the travel section and was accompanied with a cartoon drawn by the paper's cartoonist. .

Having read the web version (available HERE ) I can tell you that they story was dramatized, edited and homogenized before publishing. Best to read the real deal below.